Let’s face it: mascots are pretty much useless. They serve you only two purposes in their existence: first, they let you know what person/place/thing/idea represents a team, and second, they are supposed to entertain you. But chances are you know at least on of the team when you buy the ticket and you probably went to a sports match to be entertained by athletic competition, so I reassert my opinion that these guys are totally useless. Especially these two charmers:

They’re like the Bonnie and Clyde of terrible mascots. Free tip for anyone who owns a sports team: don’t let something that is virtually harmless represent your team. It will only end in heartbreak.

If you’d like to further familiarize yourself with mediocrity, check out eleven totally weird looking mascots on WeirdWorm.