Bikes. There okay, I guess. I mean, they’re not terribly exciting. They’re just… bikes.

Let the Bike Man change your mind about that:

Somehow, he’s managed to zazz bikes up from pedal-powered wheeled things you keep in your garage and never use to ball-busting bikes. Most small-time commercials lack this sort of enthusiasm. That’s why you don’t see people going out of there way to shop at Ma and Pa’s Bike Rodeo on the corner of Main and Broadway. Maybe if they had an awesome catchphrase like “It’s true, I do!” they wouldn’t be on the brink of bankruptcy, constantly living in the shadow of the Bike Man.